pinkelastik

Aspiring librarian, recovering mentalist.

geekinglikeaboss:

shorthairedsif:

every deleted scene from the thor movies is a treasure and should never have ended up on the cutting room floor

Who just wants to fucking go bar hopping with Thor?

Sure you might end up in an otherworld drunk tank, but it’s SO gonna be worth the ride!

And just look at this scene. Realize that Thor has done this several times. Probably with his friends. Probably dragged Loki along more than once. Just imagine the two of them drunk and goofy and being brothers and having fun.

Makes everything else all the more painful.

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via good-gollie-miss-mollie)

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

(via sliceofbri)

geekinglikeaboss:

robertge:

precarioussanity:

greencarnations:

renegade-chandelure:

titenoute:

zankyger:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY

NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NONONONONONONON BYE

ONE TIME I WANTED TO SHOW THIS TO A FRIEND SO I JUST SEARCHED “THAT FUCKING KOREAN COMIC”AND IT WAS THE FIRST RESULT


FUCK I STARED AT THIS HOPING IT WASN’T A GIF.
IT’S NOT BUT HOLY SHIT THE MEMORY IS STILL THERE.

No no no no no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON!
I had SUCCESSFULLY erased this from me memory! 

geekinglikeaboss:

robertge:

precarioussanity:

greencarnations:

renegade-chandelure:

titenoute:

zankyger:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY

NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NONONONONONONON BYE

ONE TIME I WANTED TO SHOW THIS TO A FRIEND SO I JUST SEARCHED “THAT FUCKING KOREAN COMIC”

AND IT WAS THE FIRST RESULT

FUCK I STARED AT THIS HOPING IT WASN’T A GIF.

IT’S NOT BUT HOLY SHIT THE MEMORY IS STILL THERE.

No no no no no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON!

I had SUCCESSFULLY erased this from me memory! 

(Source: brixyfire)

geekinglikeaboss:

merrymacaron:

caffeinatedcrafting:

Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
  • Onion, Diced
  • Carrots, Diced
  • 1 Egg
  • Olive Oil
  • Soy Sauce
  • Vinegar

Instructions:

  • Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
  • Dice veggies, throw  into pan with oil
  • Throw on rice and cake down
  • Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
  • Flip/Mix Rice
  • Cook for another 4-5 min
  • Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
  • Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
  • Eat :3

LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE KING OF FRIED RICE!

HALLELUJAH !

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

That last post about the mini cheddars is actually a UK school, and the child was expelled because his parents refused to follow school rules. As usual the UK tabloids have misrepresented the story.

(via cynicallibrarian)

actuallybella:

i’ve seen more posts of people being excited for Home than this movie, which made me upset because this movie comes out before Home does (not that i am saying that you shouldn’t praise Home as well). and as for Big Hero 6 (a movie that also comes out after the Book of Life) and the people saying that there is a lack of representation of Asians in media, i feel you. why? because there is a bigger lack of hispanics, and i agree Disney messed up, you be upset. but be happy for Hispanics as well because we finally got an animated movie representing us and our culture. so please go see this movie when it comes out.

that is all i ask.

(Source: catcaake, via shoorm)

Hipsters! It turns out the best way of cleaning your vinyl albums is to cover them with glue

usvsth3m:

Hey vinyl buffs, you ever thought about cleaning your records with wood glue? No, of course you f*cking haven’t. That would be completely insane, right?

Well actually, no. This is a method which gives your vinyl a REALLY deep clean - but you’ll need to have a bit of patience.

First take your record album and squeeze on the wood glue

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Then smooth it out with a bit of cardboard, then leave to set overnight…

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You’ll then have a crispy negative image of the record, with all the dirt stuck to it, which you can PEEL OFF with a satisfying flourish

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There is a bit of science involved. The records are made of PVC (polyvinyl chloride) and the glue is made of PVA (polyvinyl acetate) and helpfully they don’t interact or react with each other. So when the glue sets, it remains an entity on its own.

Watch the video here

Of course using this method there’s a greater chance of tunes really getting STUCK in your head. Pfft.